I helped him type most of the content but I did not fully edit it. I felt that it was important to leave the story in his own words, as much as possible. Even some of the spellings are his own creation (he likes to make up new names for characters.) I will add photos when I can get some of his drawing scanned into the computer. Also, another warning, he is really into fart jokes and his favourite author is Dav Pilkey.
Potty pants
this is the story of Potty Pants and how he was created.
One night, in space, on Underwear World, undies fell from the world and onto Earth. It landed on a super poor person. It gave him super powers and now our hero protects this city.
One night in space, a small robot was created by aliens. And one day on that planet small robot turned evil and went to Earth to destroy it. He controlled a big robot. Potty Pants was 14 by then. He knew about the robot but never saw it. The robot's name was Ghattacue. Ghattacue's strength was spikes and dropping small versions of himself.
Sometime at Toniy's place... “I don't recognize him but I remember that guy's name which is “Jandle”.
Meanwhile at a hospital a baby was born. The baby somehow was untouchable. They ran tests on the baby but the computer kept saying it was water. They thought the computer was broken but it wasn't. The baby was actually water. So it will grow up to be a new super hero .
On Toniy's 32nd birthday, Ghattacue went and started to destroy things. Toniy knew something was wrong. He and Potty Pants had to fix it. Toniy dashed into a pool but Ghattacue saw him do it before and a robot worm followed him and was electrocuted. So, Ghattacue didn't follow him, he just started making spikes pop up everywhere. Everybody ran. Potty Pants was flying in the air and saw Ghattacue and Toniy and everybody running. Potty Pants went down to help. They will have to destroy Ghattacue by putting the emporum crystal inside him. The emporum crystal will unlock a devouring machine that makes so much gas there won't be space for it and he will explode. So, let's get on with the action.
Toniy went to the volcano but Ghattacue was smart enough not to touch the lava.
Ghattacue just wanted to shoot spikes and drop off small robots. Toniy and Potty Pants didn't know where the Emporum crystal was. They looked in all the closest caves but couldn't find it.
“Hey, I found a cool crystal. It's blue and shiny. It doesn't look like a real crystal.”
Toniy saw him with the crystal.
“Hey, can you give us that crystal?”
“OK.”
When Toniy got the crystal, Ghattacue ran away. So, Toniy knew to always bring the crystal. When Toniy went to his new job being a teacher, he thought about telling the kids about Ghattacue. But he didn't want it to sound like a scary story so he didn't. Toniy couldn't think about anything except Ghattacue. Soon it was lunch time so Toniy had some time to relax. He started to day dream about Ghattacue.
“You'll never win, the earth would be destroyed soon! Soon!”
When Toniy woke up it was almost the end of lunch time. He knew he should get the kids in the class. Toniy taught the kids about him being a super hero. The kids didn't really believe him but they knew about Potty Pants. OK, let's get back on Potty Pants.
Potty Pants didn't know he had enough money for a house, so he spent it on a house. When Potty Pants bought a bed, he didn't believe he could afford all of this. Soon, robbers snuck in. Potty Pants punched one but it was actually one of Ghattacue's small robots. So Potty Pants locked him in his closet. Soon, in his neighborhood, Ghattacue appeared out of nowhere. Potty Pants came back but soon Ghattacue went to Australia. Australians saw Ghattacue and they didn't know how he was built because they didn't have that kind of technology in Potty Land. They also didn't know he was evil. When he broke a building, they knew he was evil and they ran.
“Run, Run. Giant robot on the loose.”
Soon Potty Pants arrived as tired as a baby. Potty Pants couldn't do anything because he was so tired. People tried waking him up but he was a heavy sleeper. Somebody got the idea to run faster.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
When Potty Pants woke up, Ghattacue went to the USA.
“Wait, I know what he's trying to do, he's trying to get me too tired to fight.”
So, I will make more of me, like the Potty Trone 2000, that way I can be in every country. So, Potty Pants went to a advanced factory. He paid almost $4000 for them to make Potty Trones.
“The Earth is in danger so make them for really cheap.”
So the factory workers did as they were told. But then when he put the Potty Trones everywhere, Ghattacue went away. So, our story would have a huge pause but let me tell you what is going on. Sometime at Toniy's place, his computer malfunctions. He thought it was messed but Ghattacue was controlling it.
“I will get you and your little friend too, you can't hide I can follow you and any electric item.”
Meanwhile at an old ladies house....
“Oh, these fuzzy people, they think I'll believe a giant 8robot is trying to kill everybody.”
Buh Buh Buh
Chew Chick Chow Wow
Don Miss Miss Pity Miss
Gone Doody Dah
“I kinda like rap which those weird words are.”
Narrator: I am the author of this book, you know, Andrew? Well, I am here for today and I have to do a speech. I don't know how long this book will be but... hmmmm... anyway, I am not typing this it is my mom but I am saying these words right now. So, Ghattacue, you know him? Yeah, he's kinda real. He's really real. Doosh! Auuhhhhhhh! He's attacking! Everybody get out, run, run, I don't think I'm going to finish this book! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp. OK, I'm back, I'll be able to write it, I mean type it.
Toniy says “I'd better not even have a watch and I have to get rid of the clock in my class. Anyway, whatever is electric, I have to get rid of. Even my computer, even though it's important.”
p p p p p p
That was the sound of walking.
Meanwhile, a policeman was sitting somewhere and his walkie talker went off.
Qcccsssssshhhhh “ There is a jail escape in progress. Repeat, there is a jail escape in progress.”
The policeman went to help. Ghattacue only did that to distract the cops.
Meanwhile, at the same old ladies house...
“I already said you're fussy, those stupid people!” Doosh. Ahhhhhhhhh.
Ghattacue went to 5 Potty Trones and stepped on them. Soon, the real Potty Pants came and Van Toniy.
Potty Pants, Potty Pants, Potttttyyy Man. Potty as fast as you can. That was the sound of kids singing.
When Potty Pants got back home, he heard on his phone that 3 spies found Ghattacue's lair. Soon, they saw 3 guards which were Ghattacue's small robots. They thought they were good but they weren't so the robots took the spies to Ghattacue's jail cell. Of course this book would be longer than 5 pages but our story comes back to Potty Pant's house.
“Oh no, I have to help the spies otherwise they are doomed. But I don't know what Ghattacue can do to me. I'd better hurry or I'm dead meat laying on the road... burning... and being cooked.”
So, Potty Pants went and tracked the spies down. He found Ghattacue's lair, insde there were 3 regular sized robots. Potty Pants went in front of the robots and the robots said “go away or we will destroy you.” Potty Pants refused so all 3 of them got into a fight. Then Potty Pants remembered the kick of doom. He kicked one of the robot's and his foot went through the robot. He punched another robot and his arm went through that robot. Potty Pants shook off the destroyed robots and went off to find the spies. The third robot put Potty Pants into the jail cell.
“How would we get out Potty Pants” said the 3 spies.
“I have an idea now, I will do the clap of doom as many times as I need to escape” said Potty Pants.
Potty Pants had to do the clap of doom 5 times to break a hole in the bars.
“Now we can escape” said one of the spies. My name is Jacob.
Potty Pants was spotted by Ghattacue. “You and those 3 weirdo spies will never escape” said Ghattacue.
But Potty Pants, Jacob and the other 2 spies found a secret door. “We can just go through this door” said Potty Pants. “Right” said Jacob.
They went out the door and went home. Through the night people slept. A coincidence happened. A new robot has appeared on earth.
It's name was Zen. It wasn't bad like Ghattacue, it was a new crime fighting robot. Soon when Ghattacue came back to fight Potty Pants, Zen came to fight Ghattacue. Zen came to earth so he could fight Ghattacue.
Ghattacue didn't stay for long. Soon he came back to his secret lair. All day Potty Pants was thinking of ways to destroy Ghattacue. Potty Pants didn't know that Zen was good. Potty Pants and Zen plus Jacob went to get Ghattacue. It had been hours since they looked for Ghattacue but they saw no sign of him. Sometime at Toniy's school, “It's me again” said Ghattacue. “You'll never get away no matter what you do so bust it or I will destroy it for you.”
Toniy didn't know how Ghattacue got to his radio because it had been turned off. He knew he had to shut down the school until Ghattacue was destroyed. Warning, this book at the end would have more Ghattacue fighting so read it again and again and don't stop reading it. The author wrote.
“I just want to do something weird with the words so I will change the word version.”
“Let's go find Ghattacue” said Potty Pants.
Potty Pants and the rest looked for Ghattacue all day and all night. No matter where they went, they couldn't find him. “Let's look for clue's” said Jacob. “That way, we can figure out where he went.”
Potty Pants and the others did as he said. Soon, they found out where Ghattacue was. He was in the North Pole. “We're not going there, he's just trying to make us so cold that we can't fight.” said Potty Pants. The other 3 agreed.
Potty Pants waited until Ghattacue came back but he wasn't doing it.
“Why isn't he coming back” said Jacob.
“I don't know” said Potty Pants.
It had been 2 years since Ghattacue came back. Finally he came back. So Zen and Ghattacue were going to fight. Zen punched Ghattacue, Ghattacue punched Zen. Ghattacue threw Zen, Zen threw Ghattacue. They were equally powered. They just had to make Potty Pants and Ghattacue fight.
“Huh He Huh; Uh Uh Uh; Hya Yucka Ga.” screamed Potty Pants.
“Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, that is the alphabet, students. And that is what you use to spell things.” said the kindergarten teacher. Make a rumbling noise while you read the following word.
Crassssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
“you will pay potty pants “no i won't “ said potty pants.
Narrator: I don't won't to make this book to violent for kids but I will make a kids option.
“So which is higher 201 or 194 “ said the 1st grade teacher. Ddddddddd ddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssss ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhHhHhHhheEeEeeeEeEeeEeEEellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpPpPPPpPpPPp MMMMmMmmMmmMMEEeeEeEEEee
EEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE HELP
.but before you read write your name... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...nice name ! (so will con... ) craaaash r r r r r r r r r doosh!!! ! (I,ll get you potty pants well I mean Sandey ) (YOU know his real name ?
So Potty Pants found Ghattacue in a construction site. “Hey, I see Ghattacue inside a construction site!” said Potty Pants.
“Mommy, can I go poopoo?” “Yes Honey, there's a bathroom over there.” crrrrrrrrrraaack rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr doosh “OK? You'll have to go poo later.”
Potty Pants went to a giant crane. He went to the hook on the end of the crane and Toniy went to the crane's control panel. He swung over to Ghattacue and he waited until he got a good aim. Finally he threw the diamond and it landed right on Ghattacue's back. *Ding dlllling ding ding ding beep. “Oh no, now I'm going to explode!” said Ghattacue. “Oh, I'll get you little brats.” Doosh doosh doosh. Finally Ghattacue's speaker says “self destruct... 10.... 9... 8.... 7.... 6.... 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... “ DOO oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” we we finally DID it” said Potty Pants.
So Potty Pants and Toniy went to Toniy's school but meanwhile at the construction place “Uh Uh Uh Uh Ouch. Now Toby is destroyed but at least I'm not.” Said the real Ghattacue.
Narrator: Did you like it? Did you really, really like it? I hope you enjoy part 2. The title for part 2 is “Potty Pants and the Attack of Ghattacue: The Revenge of his newly deformed robots that are stupid.” Oh yeah, and one more song...
Poop doddy poop poop. Nobody can defeat the Potty Pants. Nobody can defeat the Potty Pants. Poo diddy poo poo diddy poo poo. Potty Pants is mighty super hero with his side kick Toniy and the new woman Water Girl. All the super heros can defeat the stupid bad guys like the Alien Invaders. And Ghattacue too, even though he's tiny, he's rather new. So this book is the first book of Potty Pants. I bet you like it because it's extreme or new. Who knows how many bad guys there are sitting just to destroy the whole world. Some of them are poor and some of them live in the desert. Some of them poop all day and some of them can't go away. Poop poop poop poop poop. So this might be the end of the song, oh yeah I hope you enjoy the next one, oh yeah. Buh buh buh buh Buh buh buh buh Buh buh buh
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